My First Day at School

How long can I stand in the burn until my feet go numb? Too long. Better to keep throwing stones into the deep bit. Maybe I'll wake up a fish. I wonder where all this water comes from? Up that hill I suppose. I can hear Daddy shouting my name. What does he want? It's...

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Bizarre Airport Experiences

Bizarre Airport Experiences

I travel a lot by plane even though it's environmentally destructive and increasingly boring. Airports in places like Bucharest or Tirana used to be so different from anything we'd seen in the west – the airport terminal in Tirana, a European capital city, was no...

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Advice for Future Travellers

Rupert Tweets